At a Justice League post-mission celebration…
Hal: *raises a glass for a toast* To the empowerage of words.
Bruce: To the irony of that sentence.
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Selina: Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They’re perfect. I love you.
Bruce: You can exchange them if you want, okay?
Selina: Now I love you even more.
Bruce: Jason. You’re smoking again?
Jason: Well, yesterday, I was smoking again. And today, I’m smoking still.
Bruce: Barbara just came through here looking pretty upset. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?
Dick: No. I mean, she was fine just a minute ago when we were down…
Dick: Oh, you already know, don’t you?
Bruce: Of course I know.
He’s Batman. He just does.
During an interview about Bruce Wayne’s home life…
Bruce: A bond between a father and son is subtle and complex –
Bruce: *pauses*
Bruce [to Jason]: You wipe that smirk off your face.
After convincing Batman to play Santa in the annual Justice League holiday party…
Superman: Bruce, I’m sure you’ll do fine.
Black Canary: Just remember now, Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow who never calls a child “dumb ass”.
Tim: Bruce, I’m going to the prom.
Bruce: They’re all going to laugh at you.
Tim: Gee, Bruce, you’re making the moment too damn special.
Bruce: Why is our house always infested with kids?
Alfred: *rolls eyes*
Bruce has a dream where he dies and nobody shows up at his funeral…
Dream Bruce: Where is everybody? Where are all my friends?
Dream Selina: You don’t have any friends, honey. I’m afraid it’s a side effect of… telling people to stick it in their butts.
Shopping…
Bruce: This is going to be expensive, isn’t it?
Selina: Maybe.
Bruce: Don’t you like anything cheap?
Selina: I like you.
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