At a Batfamily mission briefing…
Red Robin [about a grounded Robin]: Why is he even in this briefing? He’s not allowed to go on missions!
Batman: Because he always stows away somehow.
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Bruce being… suspicious…
Dick: What’s going on? Aha! What are you doing?
Bruce: Nothing. Just enjoying a taste of my favorite beverage, the soda pop.
Dick: Really? I have never seen you enjoy soda pop before.
Bruce: Hn.
Dick: Have some now.
Bruce: *takes a sip* Ah, it’s delicious.
Dick: I don’t buy it. You’re making the same face you made when you found Alfred’s chocolate chip cookie bits in your trail mix.
Dick: Something’s up. I’m patting you down.
Dick: Damn it, nothing but a non-surprisingly toned set of abs.
When Bruce returned from “death”…
Dick: Well, well. If it isn’t Batman himself. Great to see you back in the Batcave, Bruce!
Bruce: Yes.
Dick: There it is, that classic Wayne/Grayson banter. Zingers just flying around. It’s like you never left!
Bruce: No, I most definitely left.
Jason: Why would I be the mole?
Bruce: I just caught you sneaking classified material into your safe house. You spent six months undercover in the mafia and have many criminal contacts. You’ve been known to flaunt GCPD rules and regulations, and you are deeply in debt.
Jason: Well, if you hadn’t tricked me into getting motorcycle insurance, I wouldn’t be in debt.
Batman finally finding out the location of Red Hood’s newest safe house…
Jason: So how’d you convince the whole family to betray me? What’d you offer them?
Bruce: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Jason: I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.
Guy: All right, Bats. Let me hit you with a little analogy. Are you familiar with race cars?
Bruce: Formula 1 or stock?
Guy: That’s already way more than I know about it.
Jason attempting to troll Bruce…
Jason: Bruce, you’re gonna freak. Yo-Yo Ma is at GCPD and he’s giving out autographs.
Bruce: Yo-Yo Ma is on tour in Australia right now.
Jason: How would you know what?
Wally: Oh, man. Batman is pissed! What are we gonna do, Dick?
Dick: Don’t worry. It’s gonna be fine. We just have to turn this debacle into a straight-up “bacle”.
Jason going undercover as a waiter at Batburger after Bruce suspended him from a case…
Jason: Pardon me. Did one of you order the Hot Plate of Justice?
Bruce: Jason, what are you doing here?
Jason: Saving Gotham City from a maniacal –
Customer: Um, excuse me? Are those my eggs?
Jason: You kind of interrupted an incredible moment, but here, take that.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Bruce: That’s enough chit chat already.
Jason: Come on. How many people have to die before you start having fun?
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