Proof that a surrogate father knows his surrogate son the best…
Bruce: What am I allergic to?
Alfred: Pine nuts.
Alfred: And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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When two old friends have a truce and a chat…
Two Face: I heard where you’re headed. The Lazarus Pit.
Batman: Have you been there?
Two Face: Does this face look like it’s been to the Lazarus Pit?
Batman: Depends on the light.
Sometime during the “Batman: Hush” story arc…
Tommy: Well, I am who I am!
Bruce: Well, maybe you were, five procedures ago.
Jason [to Bruce’s ashes]: Dad, you were like a father to me.
Hal: Is there any way you could lend me some money?
Bruce:
Hal: Maybe twenty million dollars.
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You got a problem ya wanna tell us about, Hal?
Bruce: I’m more than the exalted leader of the Justice League of America and master of all I survey.
Bruce: I’m also a concerned dad.
Angsty and newly resurrected Jason Todd be like…
Jason [to Bruce]: *jabs at chest* You’re the disease.
Jason: *points to self* And I’m the cure.
Jason: *slides down to the floor crying*
Trying to explain Joker’s psyche…
Batman: It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Red Hood/Arsenal mission status report with Batman…
Batman: You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Because the Batman-Green Lantern dynamic has changed quite a bit over the years…
Simon: *nudges Jessica* Stand up. Batman’s passing.
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