Alfred: He’s sick, Master Bruce is sick.
Dick: How sick is he?
Alfred: Well, he’d have to get better to die.
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Batman [to Two Face]: We’re both part of the same hypocrisy, Attorney, but never think it applies to my family.
When Bane met Robin…
Bane [to Batman]: I prefer my enemies holding an axe, not a baby.
Meetings at the Watchtower be like…
Batman: Jordan, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Green Lantern: Okay, a simple “no” would’ve done just fine.
When Clark met Bruce…
Clark: You travel a lot?
Bruce: Yeah.
Clark: Traveling makes you lonely?
Bruce: I’m alone, I am not lonely.
When Batman (or one of your big brothers) tells you to “stand down” in the middle of a fight…
*glint of katana blade sliding out of its holder*
Robin: Nobody puts Dami in a corner!
Batfam Week Day 7 –
preparations forFather’s Day
So, remember that Robin issue where Tim gave Bruce a (broken) watch for Father’s Day (after, you know, fighting off a bunch of villains)?
I needed this comic to be canon like yesterday. Haha! Kudos to the artist. 🙂
Things Bruce says to Alfred when he thinks the Batkids aren’t listening (perhaps after a glass of scotch or two)…
Bruce: I love my kids so much. I’m so sorry they have me as a father.
When your son’s the personification of sunshine…
Dick: Don’t worry, Bruce! We’ll crack this case like an egg. Then we’ll make omelets with shallots… and JUSTICE!
Post-mission debriefing (and you really just want to get some sleep)…
Bruce: Questions?
Dick: Is this your only lead?
Bruce: His responses to my interrogation were hostile at best.
Tim: Clarify “hostile”.
Bruce: *through his teeth* Use my tone now as a guide.
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