When asked why he and his brothers are so upset with their Batdad…
Jason: He has mastered the fatal technique of believing his own lies.
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When asked what happened between Batman and Robin (or when the Titans learned which topics to avoid over dinner)…
Nightwing: Lose it? I didn’t lose it. It’s not like, “Whoops! Where’d my job go?” I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.
When Robin so badly wanted to be Nightwing already…
Dick: Then set me free! You look at me and you don’t like what you see, but this is the price, Bruce… The price of belonging to you.
Alfred [about Batman]: He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
When Selina says yes to Bruce’s marriage proposal…
Selina: The man is the head of the house, but the woman is the neck, and the neck can turn the head into any direction.
Batfatherhood be like…
Bruce [to his sons]: You don’t have to like each other, but you will learn to respect each other.
Bruce: I’m not crazy, Alfred. I’ve simply been in a very bad mood for forty years.
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Or, you know, however old Bruce is nowadays.
What Batman may as well have said to each Robin before going on patrol every night…
Bruce: Wake up. Time to die.
Poison Ivy: You don’t know what it’s like being a woman looking the way I do.
Batman: You don’t know what it’s like being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
Right after Batman gives the Teen Titans a lengthy lecture about a mission gone horribly wrong…
Robin: Okay, team, set your faces to “stunned”!
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