Trying to convince Batdad that what he did to Tim was “out of love”…
Jason: *shrugs* Sometimes a good beating provokes personal growth.
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After the first few rides with a young Richard “Dick” Grayson…
Batman: Let’s make the Batmobile a place of silent reflection from now on, Robin.
After rescuing Red Robin from a solo mission gone awry…
Bruce: If I have to hear one more time that you did this for the family…
Tim: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And… I was really… I was alive.
Batman: Keep him busy!
Red Hood: *being thrown against a pillar by Darkseid* No problem!
Bruce putting his sons to sleep be like…
Tim [to Bruce]: Why do I have to sleep beside Damian? He stinks.
Damian: When you fall asleep tonight, I’m gonna fart in your face!
When you’re pissed and revenge-y right after your resurrection, but your father loves you too much to let you have your moment…
Red Hood: How’s it feel to have a wacko for a son? Huh, Bruce?!
Batman: It feels wonderful.
Why Bruce usually prefers to eat dinner alone (and realized that he should stop convincing Alfred to go on vacations)…
Tim [to Damian]: You’re such a #$!+@!
Dick: Guys. Please.
Jason: *smirks*
Damian: What? Did you just call me a “#$!+@”???
Bruce: Boys, that’s enough.
Damian: You can go =$#@* a %>¡#!
Tim: Oh, please, tell me, Damian, how exactly does one =$#@* a %>¡#?
Damian: *gets up from seat* You want me to tell you?
Tim: *crosses arms and sits back* Please, tell me.
Dick: *stands up, readying himself to pry his brothers off each other*
Jason: *starts taking a video with his phone to send to Roy*
Bruce: *rubbing his temples* We will not have this at the dinner table.
Tim: *sneers* I’m all ears.
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Annnnnd there was no patrolling that night, just a family trip to the ER.
Once a Robin, always a Robin…
Batman: You were supposed to keep to the code.
Nightwing: *looks to Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin*
Nightwing: *shrugs* We figured they were actually more like guidelines.
Joker sweet-talking Batman…
Joker: I am insane! And you are my insanity!
Hal: It’s a mess. You must feel horrible! You’ve lost everything. Your parents, your sons, your city…
Bruce: *grits teeth* Thank you for summing that up.
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