Damian: Father is becoming a little controlling. -Tt-

Dick: What tipped you off? When he locked you out on the Manor grounds again?

Damian: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a kitten out there.

Dick [to Bruce]: You baited the garden???

Bruce: Prove it.

En route to Tim’s university graduation…

Damian: Why should I have to sit and cheer for Drake? He never cheers for me.

Tim: Go, Short Stuff.

* Damian lunges at Tim and they fight. *

Bruce: Stop it. He’s your older brother.

Damian: No, he isn’t! I came from your sperm, he didn’t!

In which you both misunderstand your situation…

Tim: I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were Robins, Bruce always played us off each other.

Jason: Bruce always said that was your fault.