Because sometimes Tim’s just too darn tired to give a darn…
Tim: Thanks for the coffee.
Dick: …
Dick: That’s also for Bruce.
Tim: I really need it, though. But next time more sugar, OK? Thanks, bye!
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When you find out that he’s not a myth after all…
Green Lantern (Simon): Oh, hello! I’ve always dreamed of you.
Batman: Excuse me?
Green Lantern: M-meeting you, Batman, sir!
When Jon first visited Wayne Manor…
Bruce: Damian will show you around.
Damian: Right this way is the exit.
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Dami, no.
When you ask one of your sons to do monitor duty at the Batcave while you’re gone…
Red Hood [to Batman]: There’s a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don’t care about.
Roy [about Batman]: Does he have any weaknesses?
Jason: No.
Roy: What do you mean “no”? Everybody has a weakness.
Jason: Not machines. I honestly believe that he was programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
When Commissioner Gordon first met Batman…
Commissioner Gordon: Would you break the law?
Batman: I won’t kill.
Gordon: That’s good to know.
Justice League’s Got Talent be like…
Bruce [to Clark]: I’m a judge, so I don’t want to seem partial, but Jordan will win this over my dead body.
When asked what she thinks of the Batboys (and who steals her food from the fridge)…
Steph: Tim will always be driven, Dick will always be giving, Bruce will never apologize, Damian’s sort of a wildcard from my perspective, and Jason will forever remain a conniving son of a b***h.
Flirting with Batman be like…
Zatanna: I’m turned on by how logical you are.
Batman: I’m comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.
When you’re tailing a police car in order to free your son…
Police Officer [about the Batmobile]: What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway?!
Robin: Hey, that’s my father. HEY, FATHER!
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