About a dream wherein Gotham City was crime-free and no longer needed Batman…
Bruce [to Clark]: It was like a nightmare of happiness.
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After forming the Outsiders…
Batman [about the Justice League]: That is my old team. I didn’t recognize them without me because I’m the only one that matters.
Jason: I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I’m lying.
You mean like sarcastically saying, “I love you, Bruce”?
Jason, as a young Robin who inherited his predecessor’s uniform, to Batman: Can we by any chance stop at a place that has free pants?
Who said it better?
Batman/Red Robin: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
When asked why he refuses to stay put at the Manor…
Damian: The world’s my gymnasium, Father!
On what he thinks of Bruce…
Duke: He’s the cold, distant father I never had. I love him.
Bats, Lanterns, and League meetings…
Simon [about Bruce]: *sits down* He just sat down. What am I suppose to do? He’s my boss.
Hal: No, he’s not!
Simon: He isn’t? Dang it, I cannot figure out who my boss is!
On how he’s been keeping the peace with Bruce…
Jason: See, I never promise Bruce anything. That way I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.
Batman Beyond…
60-year-old Bruce: I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
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