On what the World’s Greatest Detective does in his spare time…
Batman: It’s an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles.
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When your fiancé has trust issues…
Bruce [to Selina]: I change my locks every 16 days. That key’s been useless since the second Tuesday I gave it to you.
Clark: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?
Bruce: Yes. Every day of my life since the fourth grade.
When you ask your fiancé for advice…
Selina [to Bruce]: You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that Batsuit, and give me your wallet.
When you invite the Super Family over for a “leisurely Sunday cookout"…
Bruce [to the Batkids]: This is a competition. We need to win it. Please do your jobs.
Vacations with Batman be like…
Hal: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Bruce: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.
When you’d rather avoid the topic of your son’s villainous heritage at Wayne Foundation galas…
Bruce: I’d like to introduce you to my son, Damian – middle name redacted – Wayne.
Trying to avoid the ensuing awkardness (with more!)…
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: *blinks*
Jason: I formally retract my hug.
Dealing with emotions, Batfamily style…
Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian [to Bruce]: This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!
Damian [about Jon]: He’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I want to fight crime with him.
Remind you of another city Bat and his farmhand alien BFF?
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