You know that moment when you get called to the principal’s office ‘cause of one of your kids?
Commissioner Gordon [about Red Hood]: Is anything this kid’s doing legal?
Batman: …
Batman: Define “legal”.
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Superman: You’re getting stung on purpose?
Batman: Obviously.
Clark, when does Bruce do anything without a plan?
Asking how his day went be like…
Batman: You know better than to ask me a non-specific question.
Superman: I kind of feel like hugging you now.
Batman: As my friend, you know that would be a rash decision.
Alfred coming back from vacation be like…
Alfred: So, did he behave himself while I was gone?
Tim: That depends. Are you talking about the frowny one with the hard shell? Or do you mean Damian?
Red Hood [to Batman]: When the Justice League asked you to join them, did they tell you that you’d be an asset or just an ass?
When you see Bruce having breakfast while reading a newspaper at eight in the morning…
Dick: Bruce, are you feeling okay? You’re acting… normal.
Superman: Who’s to say what’s true and what isn’t?
Batman: Me.
Isn’t this canon, though? I mean, all those times in the comics when Bruce figured out that he or other superheroes were being brainwashed or that things weren’t what they appeared to be?
Batman [to the rest of the Justice League]: If anybody has a problem with how I utilize all the tools at my disposal, be it Superman, my Robins, or the coffee machine, there’s the door. Back to work.
Why one must reconsider before questioning the Batman…
Batman: It doesn’t matter when I made the assumption, all that matters is that I was right.
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