Because there ain’t no stopping the World’s Greatest Detective…
Dick: You’re going to harass a teenage boy at his father’s memorial? While he’s mourning?
Bruce: If he’s the killer, then he won’t be mourning.
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Alfred: Master Bruce is addicted to being Batman.
Bruce: I will never allow any harm to come to you, not ever.
Selina: You can’t promise that.
Bruce: And yet I did.
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Because he’s Batman.
Alfred [to Bruce, about Selina]: She solved you, you know.
“Injustice 2” (or “A Really, Really, Really Bad Argument Between Two Best Friends Who Won’t Admit They Need Each Other So They’re Tearing the Universe Apart”) be like…
Catwoman/Wonder Woman: You’re scared of him.
Batman/Superman: I’m scared of what he might make me do.
Catwoman [to Batman]: We both made a mistake. We fell in love.
When your cheerful, optimistic super best alien friend just wants to make the most of his time with you…
Batman: Clark, I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.
Batman: I am better with you, Superman. I’m sharper, more focused. Difficult to say why, exactly. Perhaps, in time, I’ll solve that as well.
It must be this thing called “friendship”, Bruce.
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: We don’t get normal lives. That’s why Batman picked us and why we’re so good at our jobs.
What he really means when he pushes you away…
Batman: It’s okay if we’re not friends anymore. You’re alive. It’s enough.
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