Bruce: It’s tough love.
Dick: You do know that there are other kinds, right?
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When you’re introduced to the Batfamily’s patriarch as Batman or one of the Robins’ significant other…
Alfred: Ah, you seem to be attracted to men who have a hard time staying alive.
Batman: “Bad cop”?
Superman: You’ve been playing “good cop” all this time?
How you get you and your little brother grounded…
Robin: What are you doing? I’m not the sidekick.
Red Hood: I’m the boss when Batman isn’t here.
Batman: Batman is here.
While watching Batman “do his thing” to a supervillain…
Green Lantern (Jessica): So, why is Batman conducting the interrogation?
Superman: We prefer the term “interview”. Less of a negative connotation.
Green Lantern: Got it.
“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” be like…
Superman: Bruce, I am not arguing with you.
Batman: You are arguing now.
Superman: No, I’m not!
Batman: Yes, you are.
Superman: This is not an argument.
Batman: Yes, it is.
Superman: No, it’s not!
Batman: It is.
Hal: Barry, it’s the holidays. Go home.
Barry: I can’t. I have to go shopping.
Hal: Then do it.
Barry: I don’t know what to get anybody. What do you think Bruce needs?
Hal: An attitude adjustment.
Barry: Hal, you’re not helping.
When another Multiverse Crisis hits…
Superman: I always imagined you’d have a secret lair beneath a volcano for such an occasion.
Batman: …
Batman: *grins*
At last, the true origin story…
Superman: How do you do all that?
Batman: I was bitten by a radioactive detective.
A son calling out his father in “Injustice 2” be like…
Robin [to Batman]: So, you’ll break his nose, put him in the ER, but you draw the line at murder?
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