Bruce [to Jason]: I can forgive the smoking, but I can’t forgive the lie.
Alfred: *glares at Bruce*
Bruce: Or the smoking.
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When asked about the Wayne Family dynamic…
Bruce: I raised my boys right. One of them will come forward, or the other three will rat him out.
“Batgirl and Robin: Year One” be like…
Barbara [to Bruce]: You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a skirt, why don’t you worry about getting Dick to wear some pants?
Being introduced to Batman be like…
Green Lantern: I know you like me, too.
Bruce: *ominously* Oh, yeah.
Green Lantern: …
Green Lantern: Growing less and less certain by the second.
Lending your CSI skills to the League be like…
Batman: What have you found, Barry?
The Flash: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Green Lantern: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
When “Good Cop” and “Bad Cop” team up…
Criminal [about Batman]: Get him off me!
Superman: I would, but he’s scaring me.
At the Watchtower…
Batman: I invited the Suicide Squad here as a courtesy.
Green Lantern: How about, as a courtesy, I don’t kick your ass!
Orienting the newbies about the founding members of the Justice League be like…
Hal [to Simon]: Batman is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying –
Bruce: *enters the room* Grab your gear.
Hal: *sighs*
Batman: The only therapy I need is my job.
Alfred: Be sure to put that on your tombstone, Master Bruce.
Trying to get two of your colleagues to reconcile be like…
Batman: What are you doing here?
Superman: I brought him. *gestures to a sulking Hal* You two need to talk. And we all know that’s not something you’re interested in.
Batman: Got that right.
Superman: So, I suggested that –
Batman: Ambush me at a crime scene so I can’t get away?
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