Why Batman sometimes dreads going on out-of-town Justice League missions (or, you know, dying)…
Bruce [to Alfred]: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I’ve got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring!
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Jason: How many Catwomen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Bruce: How many?
Jason: None, because she’s got you to do that, sucker!
Rooftop drama be like…
Batman [to Catwoman]: Get away from me, temptress!
Batman: And I never thought I’d call you that in a negative way.
Why the Robins are banned from doing any carpentry at the Manor…
Bruce: Every home improvement project they’ve undertaken has been a near-death experience.
The GCPD closing in be like…
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Batman: Damian, son, come back. I said I was sorry.
Robin: I’m 12, Father. I need limits.
Barry: So, what’s Batman’s son like?
Hal: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Robin.
Clark [to Bruce]: You’re doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
When asked about what it was like meeting his son Damian for the first time…
Bruce [to Clark]: He has a natural confidence. I admire it and fear it.
Damian [to Bruce]: Father, I have this theory that Drake purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child.
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