Bruce trying out a new parenting strategy…
Bruce: *reading the newspaper* Well, good morning, David.
Damian: David?
Bruce: I know you’re not my well-behaved son, Damian, who’d never take the Batmobile out without a license and get arrested.
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When your detective of a father asks you and your brothers what happened to the Batmobile…
Bruce [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: *narrows eyes*
Bruce: Usually, when everything’s normal, people don’t respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
Bruce: You know, I raised four fully functional sons.
Alfred: You have four sons that I don’t know about?
Midlife crisis with your best friend…
Clark [to Bruce]: I know you think you discovered the new you, but you’re controlling even when you’re trying to not be controlling.
What Batman really feels when he sees the Batkids in action…
Bruce: I don’t know whether or not to be angry or impressed.
Bruce: Where’s Selina?
Alfred: She’s having her hair “blown out”, as it were.
Bruce: That’s a thing? That I pay for?
When you’re trying to have a serious conversation with your youngest child about his unacceptable behavior but his older siblings are hanging around and trolling…
Bruce: Everybody who Talia did not create, get out of the cave right now!
Batman’s journal entry on what advice he would give his sons about life…
Bruce: I wanted to tell Dick the dangers of starting a family too early, but what could I say that couldn’t have been said better by being around a lethal child?
Why certain family celebrations are avoided at Wayne Manor…
* upside-down, blurry images of a four-foot-something-tall adolescent boy pouncing on a scrawny teenage guy; a muffled mixture of screaming and hooting sounds in the background; a gruff voice angrily yelling, “Enough!” *
Duke: *tries to hold the camera steady*
Duke: Aaaaand the birthday video becomes a nature film.
After another one of Batman’s near-death missions…
Alfred: First get a mirror, Master Bruce. Then you’re gonna look into it and you’re gonna see a crazy man. He needs your help.
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