Green Lantern: Listen, man –
Batman: Sir. You call me sir.
He shouldn’t have to tell you, Simon.
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Batman: We’ve got to find Black Mask.
Nightwing: Black Mask’s not to going to talk.
Batman: Depends on how we ask the question.
* Cue: Bat-glare/Bat-grin *
When you’re floored by how cool Batman’s “toys” are…
Shazam: *clears throat and sheepishly rubs his neck* Correct me if I’m wrong, Mr. Batman, sir, but wasn’t there a car attached to you?
The Flash: You don’t find Batman, Batman finds you.
Green Lantern: Sounds spooky.
And that is the story of why Hal calls Bruce “Spooky”.
Superman: *grinning* I’m not gonna catch you if you fall.
Batman: *scowling* I’d rather you don’t catch me if I fall.
Oh, you two.
Clark [to Bruce]: You say I have a face. You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody”.
Undercover mission/vacation…
Hal: *smirks* Nobody in Hawaii wears a tie.
Bruce: Oh, sorry, I like to look professional.
At the Annual Justice League Pool Party…
Hal: Tell me you know how to swim.
Bruce: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
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