Discussing parenting styles…
Diana: You need to let this go. Look, I get it. You love Cass, you want to protect her. It’s actually really sweet.
Bruce: But you don’t approve of my tactics.
Diana: I’m in no position to judge. But I do feel sorry for your future daughter. Great Hera help that child.
Discussing parenting styles…
Bruce [to Clark]: I don’t want to be the “cool” dad. The “cool” dad has the teenager that ends up pregnant, or in jail, or both.
Criminal: *trembling, in handcuffs*
Criminal: Batman just psychologically scarred me for life.
Commissioner Gordon: He has that effect on some people.
Batman: *climbs in through window with burns, bruises, and a tattered suit*
Batman: That was close.
Alfred: Speaking of close, Master Bruce, you are getting married in five minutes.
Yes, this is probably how Bruce and Selina’s wedding day is going to start.
Commissioner Gordon [to Batman]: Okay, what you call investigation the law calls stalking.
Red Hood: Don’t give me the “hurt feelings” thing, Bruce. Because A, I don’t buy it, and B, I don’t care.
Selena: You told me to keep an eye on your father.
Damian: An eye! Not a hand, not any other body part.
Why they make good investigative partners…
Batman: Hn. It’s a theory.
Superman: It’s my gut.
Batman: Does your gut have any evidence we can bring to a prosecutor?
Nightwing: Why are you angry?
Batman: I’m not angry.
Nightwing: You sound angry.
Batman: I’m not angry. I was worried, and now I’m concerned.
It’s just a thing fathers do, Dick.
Stakeout…
Commissioner Gordon: We can’t go at these guys straight on.
Batman: *swishes cape to allow the moonlight to shine on the Bat symbol on his chest*
Batman: I’ve got a badge that says I can do whatever I want.
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