When asked what Batman’s superpower was…

Superman: Impossible is what Batman specializes in.

Batman: I can’t believe you did this.

Red Hood: *grins* You’re welcome.

Batman: That’s not what I meant.

When you say things with a straight face, people get confused, Bruce.

Batman: *walking out of the Hall of Justice*

Superman: Bruce, you said goodbye to everyone but me. Why?

Batman: You know why.

Superman: Tell me.

Batman: Because you are the only one who could change my mind.

Bruce [about Jessica]: Did she ever mention anyone that she felt uncomfortable around, was afraid of?

Simon: Yeah, you.

Because even Green Lanterns sometimes fear big, black Bats.

Batman [to Superman]: I should tell you, I’m always right. It’s annoying, but it’s true.

After watching Batman train some new members of the Green Lantern Corps…

Hal: How do you do that? You command respect.

Bruce: No. I take it.

Just a reminder that this version of Dick Grayson – of Batman – exists in canon.

Batman: So, how’d it go?

Commissioner Gordon: Oh, for – ! I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people???

At the Annual Justice League Summer Team Building Trip…

Hal [to Bruce]: When you over-pack, you kill the vibe of the vacay from the very beginning.

He’s Batman. Everything he brings is necessary.

So, wow, thank you…

I just saw how many followers this blog has as of today, and I’m in awe.

I have all those brilliant film, TV, and song writers who came up with such amusing, deep, or iconic lines to thank. I’m really just borrowing their work and creating a context around them based on comic canon (and, occasionally, my own headcanons). It won’t always be accurate, but the point is to make it fun and imaginable.

I see a quote, and 90% of the time, I’ll instantly have a character in mind to “speak” it and a situation in which the conversation could happen. That’s how rich the DC Universe is. Years and years of material to draw inspiration from.

I do re-word some dialogue to fit the context I want (or because the grammar seems uncomfortably off to me).

I love the slice-of-life kind of things, and I do imagine that even superheroes have very mundane, domestic (even silly) moments that give them joy in between those of chaos and conflict.

So, for those of you who follow because you’re just as amused, inspired, and fangirl-y as I am, thanks for dropping by!

(A shout out to those who support my other Tumblr blog, a-wayne-at-heart, as well!)