Family Patrol Night…
Batman: I will go in and do this quietly.
Red Hood: Well, if that doesn’t work, we will come in to make some noise. *cocks guns*
Nightwing: *lights up escrima sticks*
Red Robin: *twirls bo staff*
Robin: *brandishes sword*
Bonus:
Superman: *hovers and winks*
Selina: I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Bruce: She threatened to kill me.
Selina: I can do that.
Good older brothers don’t tattle.
Clark: What was that look?
Bruce: What look?
Clark: The look you just gave me.
Bruce: I gave a look?
Clark: Yes.
Bruce: What kind of look?
Clark: I know that look.
Bruce: Then what was it?
Clark: Why should I tell you?
Bruce: You’re the big “look” expert. I want to see how smart you are.
Clark: Trust me, I know the look.
When asked what he thought of Bruce and Selina’s engagement…
Jason: Are they soulmates? Ehhhhh.
Jason: Will they kill each other? No.
Batman: So, Cat, marry me. Because I’d like to date you.
After yet another lecture on his “immature behavior”…
Jason [to Bruce]: See how I’m not punching him? *gestures to Tim* I think I’ve grown.
When your underage brother just wants to show you some support after you have yet another fight with your adoptive father…
Tim: So, um, do you want me to go to a bar with you and watch you drink?
Jason: No, no, that’s okay. It, uh, got a little weird last time.
Calling out your adoptive father be like…
Nightwing [to Batman]: You love secrets. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies!
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