Commissioner Gordon [about Red Hood]: I’ve got everything I need to convict your boy, except for motive, means, and opportunity.
Batman: You also have no evidence.
Commissioner Gordon: That’s implied.
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Why Superman respects Batman a lot…
Clark [to Bruce]: You always do the right thing.
Clark: Sort of.
Batman [to the rest of the Justice League]: Nobody form any opinions while I’m gone.
Green Lantern: *sarcastically* Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
When you see Batman at the middle of the dancefloor during the annual Justice League 80’s Tribute Dance Party…
Hal: *shouting over the noise* I must say, Bruce, it’s amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.
Bruce: That isn’t a word.
Hal: Oooh, back on the saddle he climbs.
Downtime at a bar…
Jason [about Bruce]: Roy, why is the dad I’ve always wished for always pissing me off?
Roy: I don’t know. ‘Cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy?
Jason: *sips beer* Point taken.
Superman: *sulking*
Batman: Clark, I was just being a good friend by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
If you ever wonder what Batman’s daytime life is like…
Superintendent: I oversee fourteen schools, Mr. Wayne, and I always find myself at Gotham City discussing one of your kids.
Diana: In a good friendship, you never say, “I told you so".
Clark: Which is good for me because Bruce’s always right.
When Batman’s the referee at the annual Justice League Football Games…
Damian: You can’t give me a yellow card! You’re my father!
Bruce: When I put on these shorts, I’m not your father anymore. And judging by how tight they are, I’m never gonna be anyone else’s either.
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