Batman: My gut says it’s not him, but we need to check his alibi.
Hellblazer: Oh, so you don’t believe in fate, but your “gut” has magical properties?
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Superman: Red Hood. Thank you for your help. You are a valuable asset to Batman’s team.
Red Hood: Well, it would be great if you would call him and remind him of that from time to time.
After becoming a staple in Justice League missions…
Superman: You’ve got quite a record, Jason.
Wonder Woman: Bruce must be proud.
Red Hood: Yeah. He hangs all my mug shots on the fridge.
Jason: *spots Bruce walking out of Damian’s room with an empty glass*
Jason: A warm glass of milk for the little brat?
Bruce: It helps your brother sleep.
Jason: How about the sound of your voice? It works on me.
Barbara [about a criminal mastermind]: I can’t believe how many lives were ruined over one woman’s need to protect her family’s reputation.
Jason: You’ll never have this problem between Bruce and myself. Our family reputation’s already in ruins.
Green Lantern: Let me borrow your magnifying glass.
Batman: I don’t have a magnifying glass.
Green Lantern: Isn’t that standard issue for detectives?
Batman: No, not since Sherlock Holmes.
Overheard at the weekly Gotham City Rogues Gallery meeting…
[about Batman]: … This guy’s got contingency plans for his contingency plans. It’s like we’re battling a super villain!
Robin [on the Comm Link]: Father, where are you? Are you all right?
Robin: Father, call us right away.
Robin: Father, can I go see “Star Wars” with Jon on Friday?
Batman: Your concern is touching.
Rescuing your father figure be like…
Red Robin [to Batman]: If I’m going to have to keep bailing you out, you’re going to have to raise my allowance… a lot.
“Batman: Under the Hood”, a summary…
Batman: Jason, I apologize. I only say this at gunpoint, but it’s true. I love you.
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