When you finally get to meet the Batman in the flesh…
Wally and Kyle: *watching open-mouthed as Batman works on the Watchtower computer*
Wally: This is so weird. I dressed up as him for Halloween.
Kyle: I did, too.
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Green Lantern: Come on, Bats, isn’t there anything you’d like to do with those Bat-cuffs besides tying up criminals?
Batman: No. But there is one hot, wild, kinky thing that I do like doing: putting killers behind bars.
Green Lantern: See? You’re already a tease! You’re halfway there.
Superman: Until tomorrow, Bruce!
Batman: Can’t you just say “‘Night”?
Superman: I’m a journalist. “’Night” is boring. “Until tomorrow” is more hopeful.
Batman: Well, I am the Night. ‘Night. *grapple-hooks away*
Let the courtship commence…
Selina: … I also accept cash, chocolates, and jewelry.
Bruce: Duly noted.
Batman and Superman: *arguing*
Martian Manhunter: …
Martian Manhunter [to Wonder Woman]: Do they know that they’re finishing each other’s sentences?
After taking one of those internet friendship quizzes…
Clark: *reads results* “judging and disapproving”
Clark: *turns to Bruce* You are so my “work wife”.
At the annual Justice League Camping Trip…
Hal: *animatedly telling the team a story by the bonfire*
Bruce:
Hal: *pauses*
Bruce:
Hal: *narrows eyes*
Bruce:
Hal: *points a marshmallow-covered stick at him* Don’t ruin my story with your logic.
Batman:
Green Lantern:
Batman: …
Batman: What I said was not confusing enough for your face to be doing what it’s doing.
Batman: My job is not to make friends, it is to stop bad things from happening.
GCPD rooftop…
Batman: I heard you made an interesting arrest today. Want to talk about it?
Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette* No.
Batman: Okay, keep holding all that in. You’re going to get an ulcer.
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