Hal: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Bruce: Since when do you ask for permission?
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At the Kent Farm…
Bruce: *in a double-breasted suit*
Dick: *adjusts his bow tie*
Jason: *fumbles with his cufflinks*
Tim: *licks hand and flattens Damian’s hair*
Damian: *slaps Tim’s hand away*
Pa Kent and Ma Kent: …
Clark: So, uh, you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?
Bruce: Doesn’t everybody?
Hal: Is it just me or does that make sense?
Bruce: No, it’s just you.
Justice League strategy meetings be like…
Hellblazer: *raises a hand* Might I suggest a sacrificial altar?
Batman: No, you may not.
Arguing with your broody best friend be like…
Clark: Bruce, Lois is hormonal because she’s pregnant. What’s your excuse?
Planning your vigilante wedding be like…
Selina [to Bruce]: Maybe we should put something in our vows about following one another into creepy places.
Batman: *about to enter Bane’s sanctuary*
Catwoman: I’ve been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you, so don’t do anything crazy in there, okay?
Batman: Don’t worry. I think I’ve already hit my crazy quota for the day.
Batman: Selina, I’m not proposing to you so you’ll stay away from the streets or because I’m afraid I’m going to lose you. I’m proposing because I can’t imagine my life without you.
Trying to impress your father figure on Father’s Day be like…
Batman: *in the Batcave, holding a bloodstained card with a bullet hole*
Red Hood [to Bruce, on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
Trying to impress your father figure on Father’s Day be like…
Batman: *in the Batcave, holding a bloodstained card with a bullet hole*
Red Hood [to Bruce, on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
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