Batman: I know I have occasionally theorized that a conspiracy was afoot –
Superman: Occasionally?
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When you find out about Crime Alley…
Barry: I mean, there’s a reason why Bruce doesn’t just get up on the stage and have fun.
Hal: I just always assumed it was because he was genetically incapable of it.
“How to Punish Your Children” by Batman…
* Patrol night *
Nightwing: Where’s Tim?
Batman: He needed a time-out, so I sent him home to check his leads.
After hearing that the Justice League’s going on a mission to a country on his bucket list…
Dick [to Bruce]: Need I remind you, I’m a grown man. I don’t need to ask your permission.
Dick: That being said, please, please, please can I go?
Selina: I think catching criminals is pretty extreme, and then there’s marrying you.
Bruce: I admit I am extreme. Extremely handsome.
Selina: With a high degree of difficulty.
When your fiancé forgets that not everyone has the same IQ level as him…
Bruce: *grins* You should know it. You’re engaged to a genius.
Selina: Yes. A genius at annoying me.
When you’re a single, young vigilante just trying to have some sense of normalcy…
Nightwing: *hanging onto a ledge thirty stories above ground, spying on two mob bosses exchanging suitcases*
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Batman, if you can hear me, this is seriously interfering with my dinner plans.
Batman and The Flash: *seriously discussing a case, dropping a bunch of technical terms*
Green Lantern: Okay, you two creep me out when you do that “shared brain” thing.
Trying to have a heart-to-heart conversation with your father figure be like…
Batman: You’re getting emotional, Dick. Now’s not the time.
Nightwing: Really? ‘Cause it’s been over 75 years, Bruce. When would be a good time?
Bruce: A little unsolicited advice –
Hal: Do you give another kind?
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