Batman: I’m Batman.
GL Simon: Oh.
Batman: I gather by that “oh” that John told you about me.
GL Simon: Oh, yeah, your, uh, name came up in a, uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.
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Comparing Bruce and Damian be like…
Dick: See, now, they’re as different as night and… later that night.
Alfred: I’m afraid Master Bruce has left for China.
Hal: The country?
Alfred: No, the big pile of dishes in the cupboard.
Someone: Woah! You know Batman?
Red Hood: I’m familiar with his work, yes.
Red Hood [on the phone with Batman]: Well, maybe that’s my decision, Bruce. Well, maybe I don’t need your money – Wait, wait! I said “maybe”!
Pettily arguing with your father figure in public…
Red Hood [to a police officer]: Got a crime scene right here! Batman just killed the mood.
Alfred: Now, Master Dick, be charming, but not too charming.
Dick: That’s like asking Superman not to be too super.
Or, you know, Batman not to be too dark and broody.
Batman and Robin, a saga…
Batman: I didn’t do this to hurt you. I did it to protect you.
Robin: Then why am I so angry?
Yeah, about that line he never crosses…
Batman: I don’t cross the line. I put myself on it.
While strapping on weapons as bullets tear through their hotel room on their honeymoon night…
Batman [to Catwoman]: Be honest, when you vowed for better or for worse, you really had no idea what you were agreeing to, did you?
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