Visiting your best friend in Gotham City be like…
Clark: *watching GNN on the Batcomputer* Can’t you get the news without the drama?
Bruce: Can’t we get you without the flannel?
He can’t exactly afford Gucci on a reporter’s salary, Bruce.
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Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*
Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred:
Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?
When Batman gets a “conventional” cellphone…
Batman: *scrolling*
Batman: Hn.
Batman [to Superman]: What’s a “dad bod”?
There’s a whole new world for you to learn, Dark Knight.
Dick [to the Batfamily]: We know Bruce Wayne isn’t going to win any “No. 1 Dad” awards, but damn if he wasn’t there when we needed him.
Jason: …
He tried, Jay. (But the fans did vote.)
Batman: *narrows eyes*
Green Arrow: *crosses arms*
Red Hood and Arsenal: …
Batman: No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules.
Batman and Green Arrow: *grin*
The last time Batman will ever bring Robin to meet the Justice League Dark…
Deadman [to Robin]: I’ve been inside your dad. We’re practically family.
On the greatest lesson he’s learned in life…
Jason: When I was Robin, I died. And that showed me that life is precious and it must be protected at all costs. Even a life as pig-headed as a Wayne’s.
Save Martha ‘Batman v Superman’ Featurette [+Subtitles]
If more people saw this video, the whole trend around “Martha’s” name being made fun of, would be ALL squashed.
All i wanted for this movie, was to make sense. The theatrical release was an incomplete project for me, and thanks to finding out the context of the film itself, and the Director’s Cut. Finally, this film makes total sense.
#BatmanvSuperman Proud to say, you turned a hater into a fan. 👍
I just watched this the other day, and it just reiterated what I already knew and believed (and written about here) about the film. If it makes people understand the whole concept of “Martha” in the film better, even in hindsight, then… awesome. Because, like Martha Kent said, “People hate what they don’t understand”.
You know something’s wrong when…
Green Lantern [to Batman]: You seem even more constipated than usual.
In my mind, Dick, Jason, and Tim try to give Damian a second chance at childhood even though they didn’t necessarily have great ones themselves.
Reading him bedtime stories. Attending his tea parties with his pets. Teaching him the basics of sports. Even the occasional noogies and wedgies.
They’re trying to pay forward some of the things that Bruce has done for them while they were growing up because Bruce isn’t a perfect father and still struggles to be one for Damian, too.
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