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Superman: *whooshes into the Batcave, frowning, arms crossed*

Superman: You don’t look well.

Batman: *coughing up blood, being stitched up by Alfred*

Batman: Well, only this morning I had a mystical dagger embedded in my chest, so I’d say I’m holding myself together quite well.

You know it’s just another Tuesday for him, Clark.

Discussing the tumultuous “situation” with Red Hood…

Superman: Why are you desperately trying to put your family together when a part of it is so clearly broken?

Batman: The definition of the word “broken” suggests that something can be fixed.

Also, they’re all kinda broken.

Robin: *chatters on loudly about the Batcave’s history to Aqualad*

Superboy: *lifts and examines the giant coin*

Kid Flash: *zooms in and out of every room in the Manor (especially the kitchen)*

Batman: *tries to do work on the Batcomputer*

Batman: Hrrrn.

Batman: *contacts the rest of the Justice League at the Watchtower*

Batman: How did I get elected Supernanny?

Justice League: *burst out laughing*

You’re a natural, Batdad.

Mornings at the Manor…

Dick: *sulking*

Bruce: *reading the business section of the Gotham Gazette*

Alfred: *taking Tim’s groggy face out of a cup of coffee he was trying to drink*

Jason: *cooking waffles while whistling an 80’s tune*

Damian: *doing one-finger push-ups with Alfred the Cat on his back*

Dick: I know I’m the only one in this house who actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it’s actually on the grocery list?

“Batman v Superman” behind the scenes…

Wonder Woman [about him and Superman]: What is it with you two? You say you hate him, but the way you deal with him, it’s so clear. Even when you hate him, you still care about him.

Batman: I guess when you spend 78 years being someone’s friend, deciding to quit them is like losing a part of yourself… But sometimes the hate is just so powerful.

Superman: *looks around at all the mementos in the Batcave*

Superman: *grins* You are a sentimental fool.

Batman: *looks at the glass casing through his peripheral vision*

Batman: Perhaps. But I’ve lasted this long in spite of it, haven’t I?