Undercover billionaire vigilantes…
Oliver: *whispering* Bats, you got a plan?
Bruce: *fake-smiling and fake-waving for the cameras* I’m not walking around this party shaking hands with everybody for no reason.
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Batman [to Green Lantern]: Watch your tongue, Gardner. I am not the fun-loving social butterfly you may recall.
Oh, Brucie, you delightfully sassy you.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Civilian:
Batman:
Civilian: …
Batman: *perched on apartment window* I’m not in the habit of knocking.
Criminal: *Batcuffed* I’m supposed to fear you, too?!
Red Hood: *standing beside Batman* It would be better for you if you did.
Bruce/Selina: I’m sorry… This just all sounds very…
Selina/Bruce: Intimate? Yeah, it’s a marriage.
Batman: You are a compassionate woman, Jessica.
Green Lantern: *begins to smile – *
Batman: It’s your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.
Green Lantern: Well, that got dark fast.
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Bruce, you hypocrite.
When Clark met his future BFF, Bruce…
Superman: *watching as Batman grapple-hooks away*
Superman: You’re gonna like me, Bruce Wayne. I’m just gonna let you pretend for a little while that you don’t already do.
GCPD rooftop…
Nightwing: *applying a tourniquet to Red Robin’s bleeding leg*
Red Hood: *doing a quick ammo inventory*
Robin: *perched on the ledge, on the lookout*
Batman: Jim. Good evening.
Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette*
Commissioner Gordon: First thing I learned working with your family is that, wherever you people go, threats and bloodshed seem to follow. So, just stay out of the GCPD’s way and try not to kill anyone.
Yeaaahhh… not gonna happen, Jim. Ain’t that what the Batsignal beside you’s for?
Talon/Owlman/Deathstroke: Stand with me or fall with him. Choose, son.
Nightwing: I will always choose Batman.
When you’re expecting Man-Bat, but get someone else instead…
Detective Bard [to Batman]: I beg your pardon, but I was expecting someone… furry-er.
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