Dick:
Bruce:
Dick: …
Bruce: *sighs*
Bruce: I know you’re going to want to talk because you are Dick Grayson.
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Yeah, that’s right, Batman. Surrender to your son’s feels.
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Dick:
Bruce:
Dick:
Bruce: *sighs*
Bruce: I know you’re going to want to talk because you are Dick Grayson.
Yeah, that’s right, Batman. Surrender to your son’s feels.
When Clark met Bruce…
Superman: You look familiar. Have we met?
Batman: We’re not even meeting now.
Batman: *smoke bomb*
When an endangered Multiverse forces you to put your differences aside and team up…
Batman: We’re in this together, Jordan.
Green Lantern:
Green Lantern: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Batman: More.
On Damian’s first day at Gotham Academy…
Bruce: *frantic* Alfred, what are you talking about? I put everything he had into his backpack! What did I forget?
Alfred: His backpack, Master Bruce.
Or that one time Bruce went into Dad Mode.
Nightwing: You know, some people appreciate my sense of humor.
Batman: Hn. Some people appreciate Crocs.
Ha! Who’s got a sense of humor now, Dick?
When Batman laughs in “Red Hood and the Outlaws #6” (2016)…
Red Hood: Please stop being so nice to me. It’s making me feel very uncomfortable. Thanks.
“Batman and Robin #23” (2009)…
Bruce [about Jason]: I should go talk to him.
Dick: Isn’t prison punishment enough?
Wayne Enterprises CEOs be like…
Bruce: Should we buy this country club then?
Tim: I love the fact that I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.
Dick: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about Bruce.
Jason: Do you really want to talk about him or do you just feel obligated to? Because you’re not. We’re cool.
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