Nightwing: Sometimes you have to meet family halfway, even if you don’t know where they’re coming from.
Red Hood: *overheard from across the hall* Yeah, Bruce.
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Red Hood: So, we agree to disagree?
Batman: Like we always do.
Batman [to any of his rogues]: You spent the week scheming and committing crimes. I don’t respect what you did, but I can certainly exploit someone like you.
To catch others who scheme and commit crimes. To be fair, a pretty efficient system for Bats.
Red Hood: When are you going to start trusting me?
Batman: When you stop getting arrested.
Any member of the Batfamily: This team has compromised me in ways that I never even knew existed!
Jason: Want me to cry? I’ll cut up onions and think about Bruce.
“How to Quickly End Bruce’s ‘Lectures’ during Patrol using Sarcasm” by Jason Peter Todd…
Red Hood [to Batman]: *on the Comm Link* You’re going to have to speak a little slower. And in a different language.
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And the waiting list for an autographed copy is Wayne Manor hallway-long.
Just received an order from the Watchtower written legibly on… a green construct?
“How to Quickly End Bruce’s ‘Lectures’ during Patrol using Sarcasm” by Jason Peter Todd…
Red Hood [to Batman]: *on the Comm Link* You’re going to have to speak a little slower. And in a different language.
And the waiting list for an autographed copy is Wayne Manor hallway-long.
Red Hood [to Batman]: The scariest skeleton in my closet is you!
Yup, not even his own dea – Wait, hold on – Okay, yeah. Not even.
When the Justice League reunite for a mission…
Green Lantern: Oh, I miss you, Bats! Like I miss an annual prostate exam.
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