Arsenal: Okay, we gotta go to my house so we can use one of my sports cars.
Red Hood: Roy, you don’t own a sports car.
Arsenal: Right. We gotta go to your dad’s house so we can use one of his sports cars.
Hence, Batman having words with Green Arrow.
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“Injustice 2″ (or “My, How Things Have Changed”)…
Batman and Harley Quinn: *watch as the Joker walks towards them and beckons to Harley*
Batman: Hn. Why should I trust you?
Harley Quinn: *swings her bat* Because, today, we are on the same side.
Clark: Why don’t you sit down and relax?
Bruce: Have you met me?
Hal: So, what do you think I should do, Bats?
Bruce: Find the person you would least likely ask for advice and go to him or her.
Hal: I thought that was what I was doing.
Trying to get approval from Batman for a mission be like…
Green Lantern: *walking away from Batman and towards the rest of the Justice League, who’re anxiously waiting*
Green Lantern: *shrugs* It was a cross between his angry face and his “stop talking” face, the second of which I’m more familiar with.
Maybe next time don’t send Hal to do the talking?
Superman: *reading a case file* Did you run this by Commissioner Gordon?
Batman: Hn. I tried, but Jim was as interested in my theory as I was in “Eat Pray Love”.
Red Hood: *holding an unconscious criminal by the scruff of the neck as a government facility explodes behind them*
Batman: *glaring*
Red Hood: I got the guy. The least you can do is fist bump me or something.
Batman: The police found spare bullets all over the crime scene, and I thought to myself, “Yes, that would be my son, Jason”.
Red Hood: So, you’re not mad at me?
Nightwing: *smirks*
Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*
Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*
Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*
Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
Things Batman has no time for…
Tim: Bruce, he threw the remote at my head last night!
Damian: “Threw” is strong. I tossed it.
Bruce: *pauses from typing on the Batcomputer*
Bruce: *buries his face in his hands and groans*
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