The Flash [to Green Lantern, about Batman]: Great. The one person who can really help us thinks you’re the biggest jackass in the Multiverse.
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At the safe house…
Buzzer: *buzzes*
Roy: *checks the security camera feed to see who’s outside*
Roy: *sees Batman*
Roy [to Jason]: Do you want me to let him know that you’re too sarcastic to see him right now?
Green Lantern: That cold tone of your voice, does that come naturally? Or is that something you practice?
Batman: I practice. Every time I talk to you.
Because almost any excuse is plausible in the Multiverse…
At a Justice League meeting…
Batman: *glaring*
Green Lantern: What? I got held up.
Batman: What is it this time, Jordan? Traffic, gunpoint, giant squid?
Green Lantern: *shrugs* All of the above.
Commissioner Gordon: *smoking peacefully on the GCPD rooftop*
Batman: I need your advice on a personal matter.
Gordon: *drops his cigarette, startled by the voice coming from the darkness*
Gordon: *panting* That fills me with a mix of curiosity and terror.
Taking a trip down memory lane be like…
Barry: Hal didn’t trust Bruce.
Clark: And Bruce didn’t trust Hal.
J’onn: That’s why they had lunch together every single week…?
Diana: To express their mutual distrust.
Barry and Clark: Exactly.
Arthur: *shrugs* Meh.
Robin: *skims a mission dossier*
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Father would never ask me to do this.
Nightwing: No, you’re right. He wouldn’t. He’d ask me to ask you.
On the GCPD rooftop…
Commissioner Gordon: *turns around to find Batman gone (for the nth time)*
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a long drag off his cigarette* I think he might be part-vapor.
When your adoptive father’s one of the best stalkers in the world…
Red Hood [to Batman]: How did you know I was here? Are you tracking my cell phone signal? You know what, I don’t want to know! It’ll just lead to more questions.
Dick [about Bruce]: “Clingy”? He called me “clingy”?
Tim: *nods*
Dick: Damn.
Dick: I’ve got to call him to make sure everything’s okay.
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