Clark: It’s hard not to feel continually judged by you.
Bruce: Not judged, observed. And you shouldn’t feel insulted. I can’t help it.
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Nightwing: I knew you wouldn’t approve of it, so I went over your head.
Batman: I’m the boss, Dick.
Nightwing: Oh, that’s right. So, I went behind your back.
Raising the Robins…
Bruce: Alfred, I know he’s a teenager, but is he suppose to hate me this fast?
Nightwing [about Batman]: When he does care, he cares one hundred and crazy percent.
When asked what his relationship with his adoptive father was like…
Red Hood: Batman and I hardly speak. We’re like oil and… What’s that thing that always disappoints oil? Oh, yeah, it’s me.
Alfred: You stole a baby, Master Bruce?
Batman: Only for a few seconds. As it turns out, just because you put a Bat symbol on something, it doesn’t mean you get to keep it.
Alfred: Yes. I think babies have to be notarized.
Robin: Well, I’m different than other “children”, Father. And by “different”, I mean better!
All he said was that you couldn’t drive the Batmobile, Damian.
What people think Batman thinks about when he’s lying down on his king-sized bed all alone in the wee hours of the morning after patrol while staring at the ceiling: JUSTICE.
What he really thinks about: How can I know so much about the bonds of chemicals yet so little about the bonds of friendship?
Batman: Good job out there, Rayner.
Green Lantern: That means a lot coming from you, Mr. Batman, sir.
Green Lantern: *conjures up a cellphone construct*
Green Lantern: So, maybe if you could say it again to my Snapchat for a keepsake, that’d be amazing.
Batman: *glaring*
Green Lantern: Or, you know, we can do it later. I’ll just remember the phrasing.
Batman: Good job out there, Rayner.
Green Lantern: That means a lot coming from you, Mr. Batman, sir.
Green Lantern: *conjures up a cellphone construct*
Green Lantern: So, maybe if you could say it again to my Snapchat for a keepsake, that’d be amazing.
Batman: *glaring*
Green Lantern: Or, you know, we can do it later. I’ll just remember the phrasing.
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