Green Lantern [about Batman]: Can you believe that guy?!

The Flash: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.

Hal [about Bruce]: Can you believe that guy?!

Barry: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.

Bruce, Dick, Tim and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*

Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*

Damian: *choking Jason*

Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.

Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*

Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*

Damian: *choking Jason*

Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.

Red Hood [to Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin]: Is it just me, or is our dad a freakin’ weirdo?

The Bat-apples don’t fall too far from the Bat-tree, Jay.

Batman: I am always acting in self-defense. Occasionally, preemptive self-defense.

Occasionally?

Dining out with your best friend be like…

Bruce [to waiter]: I will have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.

Clark: And I will have a waffle with your maple-iest syrup.

Who said it better?

Bruce or Tim?

Game Night At The Watch Tower

[Playing Scrabble]
Green Lantern: I will put my “A” down to make “A”
The Flash: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”
Superman: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
Batman: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Green Lantern: [flips the board]

Batman: You don’t need a mom or dad because you have my number and you can call me anytime –

Superman: *drags Batman away from the black-haired, blue-eyed boy and apologetically takes back the calling card he’d handed to the 8-year-old*