Trying to get your adoptive father’s attention be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: How about this? I throw a corpse dressed like me off the roof…
Then you might as well just throw yourself off the roof, Jay. Get it?
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Hitching a ride with Batman to a mission be like…
Red Hood: I’m upset. My bladder’s full. There’s no telling what I might do right now… all over the inside of your precious little Batmobile.
When asked about his Robin training regime…
Batman: I leave him all the tools he needs. It’s “do or die”. If he chooses correctly, he’ll conquer the hornets.
Superman: And if he doesn’t?
Batman: He’ll die.
Superman: I… beg your pardon?
Batman: When did the phrase “do or die” become so corrupted, Clark?
If you ever wondered why Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian were so impossibly skilled. (May have been a cakewalk for Damian, though.)
“Batman v Superman”…
Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.
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Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.
“Batman v Superman”…
Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.
Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.
Imagine:
Phoebe = Superman.
Joey, Chandler, Ross = Aquaman, Green Lantern, The Flash.
And, of course, “Monica” = Batman.
Superman. Always the noble one.
Bruce: Why do I need to explain everything, Jason?
Jason: Because we’re usually not on the same page.
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would fight 10 men at once
Even a chibi Batman would, I think.
Raising the Robins…
Bruce: I tried to keep him in the dark. I should have realized that he can do just as much damage in the dark.
Trying to eavesdrop on Bruce and Alfred be like…
Dick and Jason: *peering through a vent in the Manor*
Dick: They’ve been in there a while.
Jason: Yep.
Dick: Can’t be good.
Jason: Nope.
Dick: Think they’re talking about me?
Jason: No, I think they’re talking about me.
Dick: Yeah. That makes way more sense.
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