Alfred: Be careful, Master Bruce.
Bruce: Of what?
Alfred: Don’t replace a child you lost with a child you can’t save.
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Green Lantern: Hey, Bats, you got a second?
Batman: One Mississippi.
And when he’s in a good mood, he’ll give you a “hn” at the end. That’s, like, an extra 0.000001 s.
Wally: We don’t get to choose our parents.
Dick: *watching Bruce talking to Alfred*
Dick: Sometimes we do.
Batman: Jason, I’ve been looking for you.
Red Hood: You know, you’ve got a way of saying that where it never sounds like good news.
Bruce [to Alfred]: I’m taking Jason to a gun factory. What could go wrong?
Or when Batman started to rethink which investigations to involve Robin in.
Red Hood: *gets off the phone*
Artemis: Duty calls?
Red Hood: Worse. Batman.
When Bruce comes back amneseic during the New 52…
Dick [to Selina]: I’ve been watching a ton of Disney Princess movies with Damian, but I firmly believe with all my heart that one magical kiss from you could unlock all of Bruce’s memories.
After hours of searching the Manor…
Alfred: *throws hands up in exasperation* Well, the boys are off. I wonder where they went.
Bruce: Out of town.
Alfred: How do you know, Master Bruce?
Bruce: I told them not to.
Justice League entrance interviews…
Black Canary: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?
Superman: Well, I’m a real people person.
Batman: Hn. I don’t answer stupid questions.
Wonder Woman: I speak Greek.
Green Lantern: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
Dick: I know you’ll say the exact right thing to make me feel better.
Bruce: … There. There.
Dick: You are so wise.
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