Selina: Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
Bruce: No. I either leave or they die.
Painfully true, though.
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Batman: You’ve all been lying to me?
Nightwing: We’ve been managing expectations so that you… don’t not.
Alfred: Master Bruce, don’t play stupid. You can’t pull it off.
Nightwing [to Batman]: Do you want to try being reasonable? You know, just to see what it feels like?
Owlman: Would you be willing to sacrifice your life to protect Batman?
Nightwing: My only regret is that I have one life to give.
Superman: Bruce, just relax.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.
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Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.
Superman: Bruce, just relax.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.
Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.
Superman: You know you’re in trouble when Batman thinks you’re in trouble.
Nightwing:
Batman:
Nightwing: *grins*
Batman: *sighs*
Nightwing: Do I have clearance to hug you now?
Batman: You do.
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