Batman: Well, done, Wallace.
The Flash: Sir, since I pulled that off, can I please wear shorts to work?
Batman: I’ve already said no.
Tag: bruce wayne
At the Justice League Awards…
Superman: … And the “Young Justice Mentor of the Year” is… *opens envelope*
Wonder Woman: Batman!
Crowd: *mixture of boos and cheers*
Batman: *goes to the podium*
Batman: Hn. This is not my fault. I tried to be a jerk.
When you fall asleep during a mission briefing at the Watchtower and need to catch up…
Kid Flash: *nudges Kyle*
Green Lantern: *nudges Wally*
Batman: *working on a case at the mainframe computer*
Kid Flash: *clears throat*
Green Lantern: Can I ask a follow-up question, Mr. Batman, Sir?
Batman: You’re about to leave through that window.
Green Lantern: I rescind my follow-up question.
Visiting Wayne Manor and encountering one of Batman’s sons be like…
Clark: Good morning, Jason. Have you seen Bruce?
Jason: Maybe.
Clark: Sooo… Is he around?
Jason: *shrugs* Could be.
Clark: Could you… find him for me?
Jason: Yeah, sure, I could. But wouldn’t it be more fulfilling for you if you did it yourself?
I guess you could just save yourself the frustration and use your X-ray vision, Clark… if the walls weren’t lined with lead.
Batman: *passes by*
Kid Flash: Yep, your dad scares me.
Nightwing: Well, that happens when you bottle up your feelings like that. You wake up one day and you’re a seething mass of pain.
Green Lantern: Actually, you know what, I’ve been thinking…
Batman: Stop that.
Nippin’ it at the bud.
Looking for the last surviving box of Twinkies in the Watchtower be like…
Green Lantern: Batman! You’ve got to break Bats. Superman tells him everything.
The Flash: Those tiny ears hold so many secrets.
After finding out the Dark Knight’s true identity…
Superman: You always walk around angry, Batman. I should have known you had a secret.
Batman: If I can’t do this, then what will I be?
Alfred: Then you’ll be Bruce Wayne. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Searching for Batman while he was trapped in the timestream be like…
Red Hood: Yeah, okay, so we didn’t find Bruce, but maybe we found a new dumpling house, huh? Huh?
See that glare your brothers are giving you? You’re not really helping, Jay.
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