At a Justice League mission briefing…
Batman: Any questions?
Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?
Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.
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Sending your favorite characters off to a mission be like…
Me [to Batman and the Robins]: Do me a favor. Stay alive.
Superman: Don’t tell me you’re a cynic, Bruce.
Batman: I’m from Gotham City. Goes with the territory.
Watching Red Hood and Robin arguing on a rooftop…
Superman: They fight like brothers.
Batman: That’s because they are.
Just a little nod to the “Batman and Robin: Convergence” issues. *winks*
Trying to figure out if Batman’s metahuman or not be like…
The Flash: What do you think he is?
Green Lantern: Not what I thought he’d be.
The Flash: What did you think he’d be?
Green Lantern: Fun.
When the Detective smooth-talks…
Batman [to Catwoman]: You are the only mystery worth solving.
When you finally, finally get some sleep but the Justice League needs your expertise…
Bruce: Hrrrrn. *mumbles* Yes. Speaking.
Bruce: *sits up on his bed, cradling the phone between his cheek and shoulder*
Bruce: *yawns* Could you just not let me enjoy this moment of not knowing something? I mean, it happens so rarely.
Batman: But sleep is vital, Dick. Sleep is wonderful. Even I sleep.
Nightwing: *smirks* When?
Batman: When you’re not looking.
Robin: *bruised and bloodied*
Robin: You said… I remember you said that you could fix this. That you could get me back. Did you say that?
Batman: I did say that, yes.
Robin: Were you lying?
Batman: No.
Robin: Were you right?
Batman: … No.
In which Bruce Wayne wakes up palpitating and sweating for the nth night in a row…
Red Hood [to Batman]: See this face, Bruce? Take a good, long look. Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.
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