Getting into a fight at a special Justice League appearance for charity be like…
Green Lantern: Bruce, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Batman: Well, I am. For attending a public event.
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Inviting your workaholic, case-obsessed colleague to dinner be like…
Batman: I’ll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.
The rest of the Justice League: *blink*
Gotta give him props for even acknowledging the food.
Green Lantern: Well, what gives him the right to lead us?
The Flash: As far as his qualifications go, he’s freakin’ Batman!
Recounting his recent encounter with Superman…
Red Hood: So, I pulled a gun on him.
Batman: *glares*
The rest of the Batfamily: *jaw drop*
Red Hood: What? You guys know I do that from time to time.
Recounting his recent encounter with Superman…
Red Hood: So, I pulled a gun on him.
Batman: *glares*
The rest of the Batfamily: *jaw drop*
Red Hood: What? You guys know I do that from time to time.
Batman: I could be wrong.
Superman: Have you ever said that and actually meant it?
Batman: No.
Downtime at the Watchtower…
Superman: What’ll you do when you retire from being a superhero?
Batman: Besides just being a burden to my children?
Green Lantern: *smirks* I thought that was a hobby.
Wonder Woman: *giggles* Not that you’re not good at it.
Batman: Hn. Thank you very much. One thing I know for sure: On Sundays, I’ll be right here. And I hope all of you will be, too.
Dick: *decides to move on from being Robin and become Nightwing*
Bruce: Is there anything I can say?
Dick: You can give me your word that you’ll be just as hard on my successor as you were on me.
Bruce: You have my word.
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Red Hood, upon hearing this anecdote: Why, that little piece of sh–
Nightwing: Better get some rest, Bruce…
Batman: I’m tired, Dick. The kind of tired you can’t sleep off.
Superman: When you lost Jason, you checked out from the League…
Batman: I was stuck in quicksand.
Superman: I remember…
Batman: You know what got me out?
Superman: Work? Purpose?
Batman: My family, Clark. My family became my purpose.
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