When asked when last time he had fun was…
Batman: I can be spontaneous every four years.
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When you arrive at the scene too late and see the aftermath of Batgirl, Orphan, and Spoiler taking down a group of rogues…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I’ve always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today… I’ve seen things, Bruce.
Giving your son his first shave be like…
Bruce: It’s shaving time. Shavy gravy. Shaved by the Bell.
Jason: Why are you talking like Dick?
Is it not helping improve the father-son chemistry? No? Oh, okay.
3 AM at the Manor…
Jason: *leaning on Tim for support*
Jason: *giggling and whispering* Timbo, take me to Alfred and move slow…
Jason: … I’m still drunk… ing my coffee, Bruce!
Bruce: Hn.
Guess who’s grounded?
When you just can’t win an argument with Batman…
Nightwing: Aaarrrggggh. In “Legally Blonde”, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cutely!
Red Hood: Dick, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
Damian: Father tried to fix all of our problems, but instead ruined all of our lives!
Jason: *shakes his head* Nightmare.
Dick: You guys are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
Things you don’t say to your adoptive father when he’s lecturing you on your “unacceptable behavior”…
Red Hood: What converts this conversation into over?
Batman: Jason, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Robin: *shuts the textbook he’s reading*
Robin: *sighs* That I need to do it more often.
Batman: *looking around the Batcave for any sign of Nightwing*
Alfred: Master Dick’s having his hair blown out.
Batman: That’s a thing? That I pay for?
At the Watchtower…
Justice League: *watching surveillance, Youtube and news footage on the mainframe computer*
Batman: *walks into the room and sees Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin and Lark (and a bunch of burning buildings and screaming citizens) on the screen*
Superman: *arms crossed*
Wonder Woman: *hands on hips, shaking her head*
Aquaman: *raises an eyebrow*
The Flash: *wide-eyed*
Green Lantern: *biting his lip to suppress a smirk*
Cyborg: Wo-ho-hoooooo.
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Whatever they did, add it to my tab.
Batman: *walks out*
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