Dick: *putting on his Robin uniform*
Bruce: *glaring*
Dick: Uh, I have patrol with Superman tonight.
Dick: *adjusting his domino mask* You promised I could go if I got a B on my test. I studied, I read stuff. What was the point of all that?
Now, Jason as Robin? Quite a different story.
Batman: Tired of walking in those heels?
Catwoman: No. Tired of having a hot fianceé?
Superman: Look, we’re not here to play Good Cop/Batman.
Batman: Hrrn. *cracks knuckles*
Criminal: *gulps*
Selina: I love Bruce, but I don’t know about him raising a child.
Dick: He raised me.
Selina: Well, now you’ve put me in an awkward position.
Dick: Damian! When something awful happens, you’re going to be mine!
Bruce: It really is an “if” situation –
Dick: All mine!
Okay, we know you love your little brother like a son, but this is just borderline creepy, Richard.
Nightwing: Hey, Poppa Bear, you okay?
Batman: Not with “Poppa Bear”, I’m not.
Batman [to Catwoman]: Get away from me, temptress!
Batman: And I never thought I’d call you that in a negative way.
Batman: I have eight kids. I’ve been tired since 1940.
When you wake up on a gurney and find out what happened to you just hours before…
Batman: Hn. The pain must’ve been that bad if I accepted Jordan’s help.
Dropping by the Manor to have a word with your adoptive father be like…
Red Hood: *slams the door behind him*
Red Hood: Did you hear any of that?
Arsenal: Uhhh… I understood “Crazy old bat”, “Go kill yourself”, then “I love you”.
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