When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
In which Bruce forgot that his Comm Link was still on, earning him a collective groan from said kids.
When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
Robin: My father’s not afraid of anything! He doesn’t wear a seat belt when he drives! He killed a Predator once!
Green Lantern: Oh, yeah? Was the Predator in the passenger seat?
Though, technically, the Predator committed suicide out of humiliation from being defeated by Batman… Also, I’m not sure about comic book Batman, but LEGO Batman sure doesn’t like wearing one.
Seeing your adoptive father again after “choosing to follow a different path in life” be like…
Batman: Why so long?
Nightwing: I know! It’s weird! It’s been such a long time since we last talked –
Batman: I meant your hair.
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We asked him the same thing.
When asked what his motto in life was…
Red Hood: Batman likes to say “You can be part of the problem or part of the solution”. But I happen to believe that you can be both.
Jason [to Dick]: I’m fairly confident that one of Bruce’s proudest moment was when you finally took off the scaly, green leotard.
Bruce: Jason, I can forgive the smoking, but I can’t forgive the lie.
Alfred: *glares at Bruce*
Bruce: Or the smoking.
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Alfred raised you both right.
A toast…
Hal [to Clark, Diana, Barry, Victor, and Arthur]: I know this seems impossible, but this is for all those times Bruce told you he was right and you knew he was wrong.
Batman: Don’t take this the wrong way, Jordan, but I have almost no faith in you.
Yup, don’t take it any other way, especially not in a Bats-is-trying-to-soften-the-blow kind of way. Just take it as it is.
Bruce: I guess I’m too proud to ask for help.
Dick: Are you kidding? Alfred still cuts your steak.
It’s actually more like: Alfred would do anything to get his Justice-obsessed son to eat.
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