Tag: big brother of the year

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Gotham City, 10 PM…

Robin: *sitting on a gargoyle atop the Wayne Enterprises tower, scrolling through the incorrect-batfamily-quotes Tumblr page on his phone*

Robin: -Tt-

Robin: *scoffs* What childish nonsense! I do not talk like that. Drake, on the other hand –

Robin:

Robin: What the…

Robin: Haaaaa – *breaks out in maniacal laughter*

Nightwing: *somersaults from a dark corner, escrima sticks lighted* Stand down, Robin!

Red Hood: *runs out of the stairwell and onto the rooftop, guns cocked* No need to go crazy there, kid!

Red Robin: *lands onto the rooftop and folds his “wings” behind him, bo staff at the ready* Wait till Batman hears of –

Robin: *wheezing*

Nightwing: Where’s… ? *looking around, utterly confused*

Robin: *wiping gleeful tears from his eyes* Where’s what, Grayson?

Red Robin: Don’t act dumb! The villain you were harrassing! Where are they, brat?!

Robin: …

Red Hood: Look, D, I may be the black sheep of the family and probably not the best example, but the use of excessive force –

Robin: *drags his hand down his face in annoyance* Shut. Up.

Robin: *shows them his phone*

His brothers: *dumbfounded*

Robin: Ridiculous, right? Ha ha ha.

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Little D may find it hilarious, but I’m… Wow.

It’s quite surreal, especially since I’ve been standing on the shoulders of both professional and amateur writers whose content have inspired me to come up with context for their work (and eventually my own).

Thank you for supporting this blog. Thank you for inspiring me and laughing with me.

Hugs,

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Sneaking into your little brother’s room while he’s away on a mission with Superboy be like…

Tim: *examining the different types of blades splayed on Damian’s bed* 

Jason: *tiptoeing on the carpet and looking around the room* Maybe let’s not touch anything until we figure out if his stuff wants to kill us or not.

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Helping your little brother prepare for his first school play be like…

Dick: Dami, we think we can help you with your stage fright.

Damian: Oh, I doubt that. I haven’t figured out a way, and I’m much smarter than all of you.

Tim: Yes, but you’re not smarter than all of us put together.

Damian: I’m sorry. That is what I meant.

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Tim: *tightening his tie and straightening out his double-breasted suit in front of a mirror*

Tim: I’m going to the movies with Tam. I don’t want her to think I think it’s a date.

Jason: Do you think it’s a date?

Tim: *clipping his cuff links and shining his black Oxford shoes* No, but she might think I think it’s a date, even though I don’t.

Jason: Or you might think she thinks you think it’s a date, even though she doesn’t.

Tim: *grooming his hair* Are we overthinking this?

Jason: *handing him a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates* Not at all.

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Those oh-so-rare family camping trips be like…

Jason: *loading tents, sleeping bags, backpacks and concealed weapons into the Batvan*

Damian: *securing Batcow’s trailer*

Dick: *staring questioningly at Tim while applying sunblock on his face*

Tim: *carrying case files in one hand and a coffee mug in the other* I don’t know why you guys can’t go without me and just Photoshop me in.