Tag: big brother of the year

When you start noticing that your little brother’s been asking for way too many “favors” lately…

Tim: Well, I’m not just some trained monkey dancing for coins!

Damian: Of course not. People love trained monkeys, Drake.

When your youngest brother’s still in the middle of ranting and/or threatening your lives but you just can’t help yourself…

Jason: *snickers*

Dick: *glares*

Tim: *glares*

Damian: *GLARES*

Jason: What? He’s so tiny. It’s funny when he’s mad.

When you’re extremely excited to go on a mission abroad with Batman but your brother gives you a reality check…

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Things between you and Steph have never been better. I hope four months apart doesn’t change anything.

Red Robin: *stops his motorcycle*

Red Hood: Timmy…?

Red Hood: I should have opened with that, huh?

When your little brother leaves you in charge of his pets while he’s away on a Teen Titans mission…

Red Hood: *strokes Titus behind the ears* Classy dog.

Robin: Yes. Also, don’t forget to close the toilet or he’ll drink out of it.

Red Hood [to Titus]: *whispering* I feel for ya, big buddy. I have a crazy father figure, too.

“Reaching out” to your youngest son be like…

Bruce: I’m sorry you’re upset, son. You know, sometimes people seek the comfort of physical contact in moments like this –

Damian: Father, I am not flying back to Gotham City just so Grayson can give me a hug.

There, there, Bruce.

(Finally) Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment after he begs you for the nth time…

Jason: *listening for Dick’s movements in the kitchen*

Jason [to Tim and Damian]: *whispering* Look, if we don’t leave now, he’ll use food and guilt to keep us here for the rest of our lives.

(Finally) Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment after he begs you for the nth time…

Jason: *listening for Dick’s movements in the kitchen*

Jason [to Tim and Damian]: *whispering* Look, if we don’t leave now, he’ll use food and guilt to keep us here for the rest of our lives.