Tag: big brother of the year

Red Robin: *jumps in through the Batmobile window in the middle of a high-speed car chase with a criminal*

Red Hood: *driving*

Red Robin: You left me!

Red Hood: *pulls Tim in*

Red Hood: No, I merely tried to!

You also might wanna try to explain to Bruce how you managed to hotwire the freakin’ Batmobile while he was away on a JL mission, Jay.

When you overstay your welcome at Red Hood’s safe house…

Jason: *hopping over mounds of bloody patrol suits and broken weapons while picking up dirty dishes*

Tim and Damian: *playing Injustice 2 on Xbox while yelling threats at each other*

Dick: *pouring milk on his cereal and spilling some on the carpet*

Jason: I don’t know when I became a dad to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning this place up, top to bottom!

Dick: Hey, we don’t even live here!

Jason: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?

When your brother begs you to go birthday gift shopping for your other brother with him…

Dick: *grins* Wow, you really do love Tim.

Jason: I do.

Jason: Now, let’s find the kind of gift that makes him feel small and worthless.

Trying to cheer up your brother be like…

Dick: When stuff like this gets me down, you know what I like to do?

Jason: *rolls eyes* Sing “Hakuna Matata” like an eight-year-old girl?

Dick: Wrong, smarty-pants. It’s “Everything Is Awesome” from “The Lego Movie”.

Taking your little brother to a pet shop be like…

Damian: *staring at a puppy in a cage* You think he bites?

Jason: Stick your hand in there and find out.

Damian: You fooled me with that goat at the petting zoo. You will not fool me again.