Dick: You cracked the parental code on the cable box again, didn’t you?
Damian: It’s “1234”. Even a monkey could crack that, Grayson.
Really, Dick? Really?
Tag: big brother of the year
Dick: You cracked the parental code on the cable box again, didn’t you?
Damian: It’s “1234”. Even a monkey could crack that, Grayson.
Really, Dick? Really?
At the Batcave’s Minor Procedures Room…
Red Hood: *holding Damian’s hand as Damian’s about to get stitches*
Red Hood: It’s okay, buddy, I’m right here with you. Go ahead, Alf.
Robin: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Red Hood: Hey, please go easy on the kid!
Robin: No, you’re squishing my hand, Todd!
Red Hood: Oh. Sorry. But did you feel the shot?
Robin: No.
Red Hood: You’re welcome.
Alfred: Perhaps you’d prefer to wait in your room, Master Jason.
Red Hood: I’d prefer a morphine drip and a sponge bath, but the kid needs me!
At the Batcave’s Minor Procedures Room…
Alfred: *filling a syringe with anesthesia*
Red Hood: *gripping Damian’s hand with both of his*
Red Hood: It’s okay, little buddy, I’m right here with you. Go ahead, Alf.
Robin: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Red Hood: Hey, please go easy on the kid!
Robin: No, you’re squishing my hand, Todd!
Red Hood: Oh. Sorry. But did you feel the shot?
Robin: *glances at the newly emptied syringe being held by Alfred*
Robin: No.
Red Hood: You’re welcome.
Alfred: Perhaps you’d prefer to wait in your room, Master Jason.
Red Hood: I’d prefer a morphine drip and a sponge bath, but the kid needs me!
Damian: *guarding the door at Red Robin’s Nest*
Tim: *on a gurney*
Jason: *knocks*
Damian: *opens the door* Todd, this really isn’t the best time. Drake is pretty sick.
Jason: Oh, no. Poor Timbo. Is Damian taking good care of you?
Tim: Not really.
Jason: Would you like me to take care of you?
Tim: Not really.
Where’re Alfred and Dick when you need ‘em?
When Red Robin comes back to the land of the living…
Jason [to Tim]: Look at you! All grown up and back living with Bruce… How good do you feel about yourself right now, on a scale from one to two?
When your pesky little brother comes over to your safe house…
Damian: *shuts the refrigerator door*
Jason: What are you smiling about?
Damian: *smirks* You don’t have any food.
Jason: Yeah, but I’m not the one who’s hungry. Who’s smiling now, shorty?
When “I’m telling Batman” is the sweetest revenge for all the noogies and wedgies…
Red Hood: So, you’re gonna throw me under the bus?
Red Robin: I’m gonna throw you so hard, I’ll probably win a stuffed animal.
When asked about the hardships of being a vigilante superhero…
Jason: We live with Damian, so the word “inconvenience” has really lost all meaning.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: When Tim’s feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Dick: Does that help?
Jason: For a while. Then he comes back.
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