Tam: *entering the Wayne Enterprises building*
Tim: *fidgeting with his double-breasted suit*
Tim: *closes his eyes for a second, then exhales*
Tim: Do I look okay?
Jason: Timbo, she waved at you, she smiled. Clearly her standards aren’t that high.
Tim: Right, thanks.
Batman: The depths of your degeneracy continue to astound me.
Red Hood: Really? Still?
When you’re concerned about your brother’s social life at school…
Jason: Well, don’t you worry when the other kids make fun of you, Timbo. You’ll show ‘em some day.
Tim: Nobody makes fun of me.
Jason: You’re kidding?
Jason: Tim’s about half a wreck, huh?
Dick: Yeah, so why do you pick on him?
Jason: I – Oh, was that not rhetorical?
When your teenaged brother starts dating…
Damian: These are for you.
Damian: *hands Nell a bouquet of roses*
Nell: *blushing* You didn’t have to do that.
Damian: Really? My brother said I did.
Dick [on the Comm Link with Damian]: *groans*
Jason: You told on me?
Dick: You wouldn’t listen to reason, so now you have to listen to Bruce.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: Hey, buddy, how’ve you been?
Damian: Life stinks.
Jason: *grins and pats him on the back* Cheer up! You’re still a kid.
Jason: It gets much worse. *winks*
Jason: *catching his breath* Look, I’m sorry I lost my temper.
Damian: I’m sorry you slipped on dog crap when you were chasing me.
Jason = 0, Damian and Titus = 1.
Dick: *cuddling a febrile Damian*
Dick: He’s just going to sleep anyway, and I’ll keep an eye on him, so you can go.
Jason: I don’t know. It doesn’t feel right just abandoning the brat when he’s sick.
Dick: *grins* Congratulations. Now you know what it feels like to be a parent.
Jason: Yeah. How inconvenient.
Because it’s canon that Dick and Damian have a semi-paternal bond (and that Jason cares about his brothers).
In Robin’s bedroom…
Jason: *checking out Damian’s book collection*
Damian: Todd, can I have some privacy, please?
Jason: For what? You’re eleven.
Damian: That’s close to puberty.
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