Training with the original Boy Wonder be like…
Lesson 21: Diving (from a ledge thirty stories above the ground)…
Red Robin: *staring at the dot-like pedestrians and cars* My stomach is turning.
Nightwing: *grinning* That’s called the thrill of the job.
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Or fearing for your life?
In the middle of a jungle mission (and both of Red Robin’s legs are broken)…
Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Red Hood: We have to. Timbo, I’m sorry –
Red Robin: No, you’re not.
Red Hood: I am, actually, which, whatever, but –
Robin: *cocks and aims a gun at Red Hood* We are not leaving Drake!
Red Hood: Uh, what do you even think you’re doing?
Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*
Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*
Red Hood: Oh, my goodness gracious! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, Little D. I think we needed that.
Red Robin: *clutching his stomach* We did. We really did.
Damian would be the first to recommend leaving Red Robin behind
^ Partly why his two older brothers find the situation hysterical. (He’s changed a lot, though. I think he’d be more protective of his family – including Timmy – by now.)
In the middle of a jungle mission (and both of Red Robin’s legs are broken)…
Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Red Hood: We have to. Timbo, I’m sorry –
Red Robin: No, you’re not.
Red Hood: I am, actually, which, whatever, but –
Robin: *cocks and aims a gun at Red Hood* We are not leaving Drake!
Red Hood: Uh, what do you even think you’re doing?
Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*
Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*
Red Hood: Oh, my goodness gracious! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, Little D. I think we needed that.
Red Robin: *clutching his stomach* We did. We really did.
Dick: You’re at war with Tim? Over what?
Damian: Why do great civilizations go to war, Grayson? To see who’s cutest.
In which Dick, to this day, still has no idea how this all came about (or how Jason was involved).
Arsenal: Are you sure we’re doing the right thing?
Red Hood: I’ve never been so sure about being unsure of anything in my life.
Arsenal: Good. Then we’re on the same page. Let’s do it.
Tim: Jay, do you think I look like a possum in this shirt?
Jason: Not in that shirt. Why?
Red Robin: We should tell Bruce.
Red Hood: Or we don’t tell him so he doesn’t get pissed at us again.
Red Robin: I like where this is going.
Red Hood: It’s going. That’s it. It went.
Oh, please, Mr. Timothy “I Lie to Batman” Drake.
When you realize that maybe it isn’t a good idea to pair up your two younger brothers for patrol just yet…
Red Robin and Robin: *storm into the Batcave, shoving each other out of the way, and immediately head to opposite directions*
Red Robin: *swearing angrily under his breath*
Robin: -Tt-
Nightwing: Um…
Red Robin: *glowers at Damian while stripping off his uniform*
Robin: *hisses at Tim, grabs Alfred the Cat, and goes upstairs to his bedroom*
Nightwing: So…
Red Robin: The brat followed me home. Can we keep him? Can we keep him? Say no, Dick!
Throwing a Titans party at the Manor while Batman’s away on a mission be like…
Jason: *enters through the front door, exhausted from patrol, and hangs his leather jacket on the coat rack*
Music: *blaring*
Lights: *strobing*
Dick: Oh, I’m so glad you made it! I’m running out of body parts to entertain people with!
Jason:
Jason: *confiscates Dick’s mojito and pours it on a potted plant*
Damian: *walks away after insulting Jason*
Jason: He’s a mean kid.
Tim: So, what? You’re mean, too.
Jason: Yes, but not to you!
Tim: Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.
Jason: That was… constructive criticism.
Tim: Well, what am I supposed to do about it, Jay?!
Jason: As a brother, my job is only to point things out.
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